And another shirt design

The animal is, of course, a chin chiller.

Another t-shirt

They're made out of meat!

(With fond regards for Terry Bisson)

Simple and bold, this shirt is perfect for making friends with cannibals. It would also be ideal for coping with a desert island/mountainous plane crash survival* situation.

*Your friends' survival, obviously, not yours. Now that's altruism.

T-Shirt Ideas

Here are a couple of shirt designs I've recently submitted to Here's hoping everyone loves them and I make millions.

More importantly, maybe this will go some way to spread public awareness of hazardous umbrella misuse:

The next design has missed the parody bandwagon by so far that it might be considered retro. As if Ewoks weren't retro enough already.